Saturday, June 30, 2012
A Friend's Desperate Grab For Attention
I haven't had a chance to Invectivate lately because I've been to busy with my secret identity, pretending to be a professional Violist. When I want to turn off my brain and drown out all the Mozart jangling around in my head I like to catch up on the drivel that people put on the internet, particularly what drools out of my friends' gaping slack jaws. Corey Mintz is an excellent writer, a decent chef, a top-level Mariokart player, an obnoxious snob, a connoisseur of comic books, a coward, a ladies man, and a really good friend. Now he wants to be on TV. God help us all.